Whether you just want to look good for that 30 seconds after you take off your clothes and before you fall into bed, or you want to outdo the bros at the beach, having a spare tire hanging around your waist isn’t going to help. Belly fat isn’t particularly healthy either, and if you’ve got too much visceral fat – the stuff that’s close to your organs, not your shirt – you could be setting yourself up for serious health problems.
From Michelin Man-sized fat rolls, to a little bit of flab around your mid-section, there are some real ways to get rid of unsightly stomach fat. The problem is there’s a ton of misinformation out there, especially when it comes to how guys can shed their spare tire in time for beach season, basketball camp, a night at the bar, bro time, prom or whatever.
Forget the garbage you’ve read and start over fresh. You can bust your belly fat, but listening to your buddies is probably not the way to do it. Use this guide learn more about what you should do and should not do to make yourself look like Zac Efron, or if you’re more realistic about it, but still pretty damn committed, an out-of-shape Daniel Craig.
Do Eat More Often
A lot of the crap you read on the internet tells you to eat three almonds 292 times per day, and that protein is good for you, if you eat it in portions that can only be doled out if you have a pair of tweezers handy.
When you’re trying to bust belly fat, eating more is a good thing, but you need to do it the right way. Instead of eating 1,000 calories at lunch and another thousand at dinner – something a lot of guys do – you need to break it down into portions your body is better able to deal with and utilize.
Aim for a balanced 350 calories for breakfast, like two eggs and a piece of toast with your coffee. 150 calories of something healthy, like those almonds everybody is trying to shove down your throat, makes an excellent pre-lunch snack.
For lunch, aim for another 350 to 500, followed by a light snack that keeps you from getting hungry later in the day. Something like those baby cheese wheels, more of those lovely almonds, or a banana is ideal.
When dinner comes around, feel free to eat that full 500 to 700 calories that your body needs. For many guys, being able to have a slice of pizza at night – because they’ve eaten well all day – is essential for sticking with any sort of “diet” plan.
Don’t Live on Protein Bars
Guys looking to get in shape, even the ones who eat like shit most of the time seem to go bananas over metrics; that’s obviously why a lot of dudes buy 100 protein bars and try to live off of them for a week when they’re trying to slim down or tone up.
It’s great that you can measure how much protein and how many calories are in food in bar form, but the fact is that they’re not designed to be meal replacements on a long-term basis. Keep them around for when you don’t have time for lunch or you need something to get you through your workout.
Otherwise, eat some real damn food. Sure, it’s harder to learn about what you’re eating and actually buy that food scale you’ve had in your Amazon cart for 18 months, but the end result is a whole lot better.
Do Watch Your Protein Intake
More information about food? Yes, more information about food. Whether you’re gunning to look like pre-governor Arnold or you just want to look less like Roseanne-era John Goodman, what you eat is as important as how you exercise.
Since you’re a guy, we’ll assume that you’re obsessed with protein, since that seems to be the only advice you’ll get on the internet. We’ll also assume that you’ve been Google searching things like “get ripped overnight” and “abs of steel” too.
Protein is excellent and your body needs it, but the eating of whole cows and two or three chickens at a time has to stop. Guys, listen to me. Listen to me now. You don’t need so much mother$%*&#@% protein!
Forget the whole three-grams of protein per pound of bodyweight thing you’re reading on the internet. That’s great if you want to be a bodybuilder and get colon cancer. If you don’t, knock that shit off.
If you live in a Western society, you’re almost surely getting enough protein, even if you’re a vegetarian. Meat eaters are probably getting more than enough without even trying.
If you must remain protein obsessed, please focus your insane energy on lean protein; boneless skinless chicken breast, salmon, tuna and turkey. Non-animal items like beans and lentils are awesome too.
Guys that think they can slim down on a diet of protein bars and medium-rare NY strip steaks deserve whatever they have coming to them.
Don’t Go on a Starvation Diet
A lot of guys think starvation diets are just for women. While the ladies might be more likely to go on them, that doesn’t mean that men looking to cut fat fast don’t try them out as well. You’re being sexist – and just kind of a dick – if you think men don’t have body issues that lead them to poor diet choices too.
If you’re thinking of an ultra-low calorie diet though, think twice if you don’t have a lot of weight to lose. Even if you do have 100 pounds or more to lose, you need a doctor to help get you on a low calorie plan that’s effective and healthy.
Men just looking to get cut or tone up will actually sabotage their diet efforts by cutting calories too low. Anything below 1,500 in a day, especially if you aren’t actually fat, will likely cause your body to hold onto belly blubber since it will think you’ve encountered a shortage of food.
Yes, even if you live in an apartment in the heart of Manhattan or a flat in Hyde Park, your body still thinks you’re out there looking for food like in the good old, old, old days when your ancestors roamed the earth looking more like monkeys than well-manicured men.