When your bank has just completed the purchase of Greece, where do you go to unwind for a few days? Not Greece, for a start. Instead, you’ll want to get away from the hoi polloi in a remote island resort, soothed by tropical breezes, and pampered every moment with massages, cocktails, and lazy lagoon cruises. That would mean heading to Tahiti in French Polynesia before picking up a connection to Bora Bora. At that point, your world becomes hardwood pagodas and villas on stilts, crystal clear water, and twinkling tiki torches after sunset. All for nothing less than £1,000 a night. Alternatively, try Fregate Island in the Seychelles, a private resort with a price tag to match.