Mind your manners
This includes controlling burping, flatulence, and profanity. There is no faster way to dismay a lady than by cutting one loose and grinning like a schoolboy. Using profanity is not a way to impress a lady. If you find that your vocabulary is limited to mostly swear words then you should consider picking up a few books and at least attempt to expand your vocabulary before taking a lady out on a date.
Women, so I’m told, already find a lot of the things we men do to be distasteful, and you should do your best to cut this list down as much as possible. Follow these instructions and be mindful of what it means to be a chivalrous gentleman, and you will reap the rewards of your efforts.